• spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  • french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  • german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
  • english: *shooting up in the bathroom* before following other languages down dark alleys to beat them up and pinch any word that looks useful
  • gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  • polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
  • japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  • welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  • chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  • arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  • latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  • sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
  • russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
  • Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

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turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us

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"i’m not saying the dude is weird. i’m saying he contains multitudes. i’m saying he is interesting. complex. resolutely present when he talks. willing to go wherever the conversation takes him. fearless and frank."

 - adam sachs (details magazine) on jeremy renner

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  • Clara: It looks like your handwriting.
  • Doctor: Well, I couldn’t have written it and forgotten, could I?
  • Clara: Have you met you?

#doctor who#dw spoilers#series 8

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dorkly:

The Most Dangerous Gamer

I’ve been waiting for this joke for ages

THIS IS A JOKE I NEVER EVEN KNEW I WANTED.

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